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I think there ought to be “Grandma Lanes”.

I think there ought to be “Grandma Lanes”.

December 21, 2025

Every year I hear about another Grandma getting run over by a reindeer.

If Grandmas had their own lanes, instances of them getting run over by a reindeer would fall dramatically.

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