Fort Lauderdale vs Toronto
The Uber driver was a little annoyed when I showed up. It was still dark, I think, and still too goddamn early to be awake, especially on a Sunday, and especially on vacay in South Florida. The driver probably gets pricks like me showing up late all the time, but as someone facing the public,…
Crossing Borders: Escaping the Canadian Elite for the “Lawless” America
The post responds to David Treuer’s article about his experiences at Princeton, contrasting it with the author’s own journey from a Canadian upbringing to finding kinship in America. The author reflects on social mobility, identity, and community, emphasizing the value of ordinary life over elite perceptions while cherishing connections made in the U.S.
The Algorithm Knows All (satire)
Algorithms significantly influence various aspects of modern life, from technology to culture. Initially designed to enhance online experiences, they largely serve marketing purposes. Algorithms permeate everyday situations, including housing, politics, sports, music, and food, ultimately shaping human connections and perceptions in a deeply integrated manner.
Remembering Hot Dog Heroes at the Ballpark
The narrative recounts a conversation about a hot dog vendor featured on The Tonight Show, focusing on Tommy Walton’s vibrant life, his unique selling style, and his musical talents. It touches on the challenges vendors faced, including robbery risks, and highlights Walton’s impressive career, culminating in a heartfelt tribute to his legacy.
Always Fresh: How Tim Hortons Branding Made it Canada’s Unofficial Religion
The post satirizes the Canadian obsession with Tim Hortons, likening the coffee chain to a national religion. The critique underscores how Branding and media elevates subpar products to sacred status, creating a cultural connection among Canadians that feels addictive.
REM’s Life’s Rich Pageant turns 40 – so does a grudge against a SPIN music critic
On July 28, 2026, R.E.M.’s album Life’s Rich Pageant celebrated its 40th anniversary, prompting reflections on a controversial SPIN magazine review. The author critiques the review’s take on punk and highlights punk’s role in addressing gender inequality in music. Sentiment toward the review is mixed, showcasing longstanding passion for R.E.M. and punk culture.
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