Perry's Pen
A showcase for George Perry's writing
Category: Dark Humour
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The author nearly faced excommunication from the elite Melbourne Painting Community (MPC™) for the “Art sin” of failing to comment on a new Facebook post by artist and judge, Asa Letourneau. This act of neglect caused collective horror, with whispers suggesting public shaming and the dreadful punishment of instant coffee. To save himself from the…
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While the world watches the staged “Civil War” between Trump and MTG over the Epstein flight logs, the US Navy is parking a nuclear carrier off the coast of Venezuela. Operation Southern Spear isn’t about drugs—it’s an invasion plan ratified during the government shutdown. Read why the Deep State wants you looking at the files,…
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Canadians often define themselves in contrast to Americans, embracing civility and progressivism. The Toronto Blue Jays, marketed as “Canada’s team,” represent a corporate narrative overshadowed by Rogers Communications’ ownership. This branding neglects true Canadian representation, raising questions about national identity and corporate influence, highlighting the complexity behind national pride.
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“K-Pop for Winos” blends Tom Waits’ narrative style and imagery to portray a melancholic scene of outcasts. The song’s lyrics, which touch on themes of lost dreams and hardship, incorporate K-Pop elements, delivering a haunting melody that captures the essence of life on the fringes.
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The narrator describes a dream where they and Michelle are on vacation in Mexico, sharing a room with American buffaloes and flooded balconies during a storm. Despite warnings, Michelle crawls under a buffalo, which then lays down on her. The dream reflects the narrator’s feelings about the Buffalo Bills’ recent loss to the Chiefs.
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In November 1991, at a Billy Bragg concert in Toronto, he humorously asserted that The Beatles orchestrated JFK’s assassination to create a demand for joy, linking it to Beatlemania. Bragg also modified a song lyric to resonate with local sentiments about Wayne Gretzky’s trade, while opening act Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy delivered a unique, minimalist…
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The writer recounts a Sunday outing on the 11 bus in Toronto for advance voting and encounters a quirky harpist, nicknamed “Harpeux,” who engages passengers with music and French conversation. Despite appearing eccentric, possibly with mental health issues, his presence prompts reflections on life, art, and the unknown.
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This post compares results from Google Gemini and ChatGPT using the same prompt. Gemini created images with different emotions, while ChatGPT was closer to the intended idea. The writer encourages playing with AI to break prejudices and emphasizes that it can be both fun and educational. It ends with a caution about sulking Batman.
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Killdozer, an independent rock band from Wisconsin, covered a diverse range of songs, adding their unique touch. The band’s covers are a result of extensive “fact-checking” and restoration, making history authentic again. Their noteworthy covers include songs by artists like Neil Young, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Neil Diamond. These covers shed new light on the original…
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The post describes hidden parks and personal experiences in Toronto and by the Detroit River. Berczy Park offers a tranquil view of the Toronto skyline and features a fountain. The Detroit River provides solace, with its industrial surroundings comparable to the writer’s upbringing near the Niagara River and Love Canal.
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