Perry's Pen
A showcase for George Perry's writing
Category: Humor
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In the 50s and 60s, individuals could send poems with $50 to create personalized records, primarily in country and pop genres, utilizing session musicians. This art form mirrored modern AI systems, as both produce results without true talent. Song-Poems democratized artistry, reflecting ongoing discussions about creativity’s essence in the AI era.
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Prompted by a recent Ontario wind alert, George Perry compiles iconic songs about the wind. The list includes Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind,” Nina Simone’s “Wild Is the Wind,” and Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind.” These tracks illustrate the wind’s use as a metaphor for change and emotion.
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Read why we ought to have Grandma Lanes and enjoy a festive song.
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The author expresses a strong dislike for em dashes, attributing this aversion possibly to their social class rather than age. They humorously note that such punctuation was absent from their background and share a fun memory of working on the DASH line at a Ford truck plant, emphasizing their unique perspective.
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This content emphasizes the significance of humor as a vital social signal in human interactions. Humor showcases social awareness, emotional intelligence, and cognitive flexibility while fostering connections and creativity. It serves as an essential leadership tool and a means to humanize complex topics, ultimately enhancing trust and influence within interpersonal relationships.
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The author responds to being labeled a purveyor of “AI SLOP,” arguing that such dismissive terms reflect ignorance. They share humorous AI-generated definitions of those who use it and outline their trust in AI-generated content after initial skepticism. The article emphasizes the influence of AI on society despite opposition.
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A LinkedIn post started a conversation about what questions people should avoid asking AI. The author playfully used AI to answer and found that it gave a strong warning against using AI for medical diagnoses. The answer pointed out that AI has limits, especially when it comes to judging physical health or handling emergencies.
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The post compares the advancement of AI in the workplace to canning and refrigeration’s impact on nutrition. It argues that, like canned and frozen carrots made nutritious food available year-round, AI tools enhance productivity and creativity. The backlash against AI resembles resistance to technological progress, despite its potential benefits.
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The N.Y.C. Mayoral debate highlighted Curtis Sliwa’s unique approach, termed the “Sliwa Doctrine,” utilizing Cat-Jitsu principles of submission, leverage, and emotional resonance. While other candidates focused on policies, Sliwa deftly redirected conversations, leveraging his persona as a cat dad and folk hero, showcasing how emotional connections outweigh traditional political tactics.
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A friend in England sought advice on planting 100 onions and 30 garlic cloves. ChatGPT provided estimated planting times, roughly 50-75 minutes if the soil is prepped, and offered a layout plan for efficient planting in standard garden beds. Tips included spacing and preparation for optimal yield.