The Right Honorable Donald J Trump has 5 children. 5 children unlike anything the world has seen before:
By an act of God, there are also 5 Great Lakes.
5 Lakes, 5 kids, this one writes itself.
- Goodbye Lake Superior, Hello Lake Barron!
- So long, Lake Michigan, you are now known as Lake Ivanka.
- Huron, you will be known as Lake Tiffany now.
- Lake Erie becomes Lake Eric
(only need to change one letter. How DOGE is that!) - And Lake Ontario? Yer gonzo. Bring in Lake Donald Jr.
Benefits of becoming The Great Trump Lakes
Once renamed The Trump Lakes, fishing will immediately improve, invasive species like zebra mussels will be deported by ICE, and shipping will be tripled.
Spawning salmon will clear customs 10X faster, and Niagara Falls will be great again.
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