Perry's Pen
A showcase for George Perry's writing
Category: Dark Humour
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The Vessel, a structure in New York, is strongly criticized for its lack of purpose, joy, and accessibility. It is deemed as a display of wealth and privilege, contributing nothing positive to the city. Its exclusive nature and non-compliance with laws make it an unAmerican symbol, prompting a call for better alternatives and social responsibility.
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The writer vividly describes the heaviness and desolation of January, likening it to wearing a rusted old WW II helmet. The month feels like an emotional and physical burden, leading to contemplation of mortality and worthlessness. Despite the oppressive atmosphere, there is a faint hope and a touch of humor in their lament.
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The content shows an interesting and unique perspective on the extinction of dinosaurs and their potential value. To enhance the post, consider clarifying the connection between dinosaur extinction and the LGBTQ+ Pride flag and expanding on the idea of “Reptilism” to make the message clearer for readers. Additionally, providing historical or scientific context about dinosaurs…
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The author reflects on a painting by Asa Letourneau, interpreting it as a bold anti-science statement. The artwork features a bull in a vortex resembling a black hole, suggesting criticism of the scientific community’s predominantly white representation. It highlights the importance of diversity and questions established scientific narratives.View post to subscribe to site newsletter.
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The Toronto Blue Jays are struggling, and the writer finds entertainment in their dismay. They suggest the team needs a tough manager like Charles Barkley, envisioning amusing scenarios if he were to take over. The current manager’s firing leads to a whimsical discussion about potential replacements, including the unlikely choice of the basketball legend as…
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In a normal year, baseball players would be reporting to spring training right about now. It’s a magical time of year, and I’ve always dreamed about heading down to Lakeland, Florida to see Detroit Tigers legends such as Mort Crim, Bill Bonds, and “the MFIC“1 up close and in-person. Just typing these words has the…
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Amid border protests, Governor Whitmer offers Red Wings tickets to peaceful truckers, while Dave Grohl volunteers to drive trucks. US Congress and Bills Coach praise truckers’ efforts, and Bigfoot sightings surpass Trudeau sightings. Meanwhile, Trudeau plans a convoy tax, and a trucker earns a degree during the blockade. Bell supports mental health initiative despite the…
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The post discusses diverse Christmas music, mentioning favorites like “Driving Home for Christmas” and exploring offerings from Germany, America, Michigan, and beyond. It delves into iconic artists like Elvis, Iggy Pop, Goober & The Peas, and Electric Six, while also touching on unique renditions such as Mark E Smith’s and Jingle Cats’ contributions to the…
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The post addresses the improper ordering of vinyl records, proposing a 9-point plan for a more just and inclusive listening experience. The plan includes setting up a study group, implementing a side flipping tax, and mandating ethical sourcing practices. It also calls for legislation to educate and empathize with those affected by improper record playing.View…
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My good friend Mark Seabrook from Melbourne, Australia is a man of many talents. One of them is being an acclaimed artist. His award-winning work has been on display in many galleries. You can check out his Art Slightly Left of Centre online, and to conjure the chutzpah of Mr. T, “I pity the fool…
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